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Wednesday, June 29

'JESUS is NOT coming Back,He was DRUNK when He make such comments' - Roman Catholic leader SAID


Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has officially announced that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. But he urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Cardinal Salvadore said, “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it. It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

In chapter John 14:1-3 of the Bible, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming.

When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly.”

Cardinal explained Jesus’ broken promise saying that he was probably drinking wine at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs. We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different,” added Cardinal Salvadore.

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.



Source: jewsnews.co.il

13 comments:

  1. "Make" or "made". Apparently someone else is also drunk...orrrrrr just stupid.

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  2. I hope the commentator in this narrative is not heavily intoxicated or drunk.
    Be careful b4 people allege u're drunk.
    OK ?

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  3. Good over evil. Right over wrong.

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  4. If you are tired of waiting I am not.Cheap wine is in Vatican,are you sure you're not drunk,Cardinal?

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    1. Guys there ain't such a cardinal in all Vatican just check what I wrotein the last comment.

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  6. He is proof of the falsity of the catholic Religion

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    1. don't believe every bullshhit you read just check on google it's just fake. Check the link I pasted.

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  7. http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/religion/Ignore-claims-that-Jesus-will-not-come-again-Catholic-Bishops-307273

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  8. Cardinal was drunk. Over 2000 years ago, he was not yet born. How did he know? He can resign if he is tire of waiting but I'm not.

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  9. Father after God heart you are saying these type of things why man of God

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  10. Father after God heart you are saying these type of things why man of God

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  11. You are not cardinal u must one of those false prophet JESUS spoke. Pls that is nt true jesus is coming back, evryone should be prepared.

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